[text] No, definitely not.
[text] Wouldn’t want to poison you.
[text] I’ll buy it on the way to yours.

<text> Aww, such an awesome big brother I have.
<text> You will finally see my awesome fish tank.

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“It’s a Johnny Storm sized bowl of ice cream, what did you expect?”

“It’s like the size of your head,” she said before picking up a pair of chopsticks.

(Source: thefavoriteminion)

chabbit:

The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters

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the-ladies-call-me-torch:

thefavoriteminion:

“I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, generally.”

“Generally, I guess that’s a good idea.”

“Unless  of course they are trying to kill you. I learnt that pretty quickly.”

“Yeah, that’s pretty much the biggest damper to any relationship,” she said with a laugh as the waitress finally returned with their food and ice cream. “… That’s the biggest bowl of ice cream I have ever seen.”

[text] You got me.
[text] Drink some tea.
[text] I can hear your whiny voice from here.
[text] Want some chicken soup to go with it?

<text> Oh shush, only dogs can hear my whiny voice.
<text> You can’t change species like that, Hawk Butt.
<text> … You offering to make me food?

((….. I hate you….

))

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“I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, generally.”

“Generally, I guess that’s a good idea.”

(Source: thefavoriteminion)

Unite the OCs

unitetheocs:

If you are an OC RP/ask blog, please reblog this!

I am making a master list of them all so that people can find them!

[text] I’d be one of those people.
[text] Probably not.
[text] You’re in a whiny mood, aren’t you?
[text] Have some tea. You like tea, don’t you?

<text> Of course, because you love me.
<text> I’m hungover, of course I’m in a whiny mood.
<text> I bleed tea, Clint. I thought you knew that.

lolsofunny:

lokidbyhiddlest:

howaboutadance:

marcrussometal:

cyalen:

a book fountain in Budapest

this is one of the coolest fountains I’ve ever seen

#You and I remember Budapest very differently. #That’s because you were too fascinated by the book fountain to notice anything else. #TASHA. IT WAS A FOUNTAIN THAT LOOKED LIKE A /BOOK./ #I know I was there— #BUT DO YOU REALLY KNOW?

bless this fandom

(lol here!)